When I become friends with someone...
Have you ever stolen things or engaged in criminal behavior?
How often do you lie?
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Do you feel that you are a very important person and can do most things better than others?
How well can you understand or feel what another person is experiencing? Can you walk a mile in another's shoes?
Do you have trouble following through on your responsibilities - ie school or work?
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Do you ever use intelligence, looks, or charm to manipulate other people?
How quickly are you ready to have a physical fight or become aggressive in situations?
How do you feel about this quote: Rules are meant to be broken; that’s how you WIN in life.
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How good are you at planning and organizing you life?
Sociopath Quiz
100% Sociopath
Looks like we've got a certified sociopath in our midst! Congratulations, you scored a perfect 100% on this totally legitimate online quiz. I mean, who needs a degree in psychology when you've got an internet connection, am I right? But don't worry, being a sociopath isn't all bad. Think of all the advantages you'll have in life! No pesky emotions getting in the way of success, no need to worry about trivial things like empathy or morality. It's like being a superhero, but instead of saving the world, you're just really good at manipulating people. So, embrace your inner Patrick Bateman and enjoy your newfound sociopathic status. Just maybe avoid any sharp objects, okay?
Just about Normal-ish
Looks like we've got a bit of a Jekyll and Hyde situation on our hands here! You took that online quiz and came out as 50% sociopath and 50% normal person, which is a bit like saying you're half Hannibal Lecter and half Mary Poppins. It's a good thing you're so well-rounded, though. You can go from cold-blooded killer to singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in no time flat! Just make sure to keep your sociopathic tendencies in check when you're out in public. We wouldn't want you accidentally slipping into your Hannibal persona at the grocery store. But hey, at least you're never boring, right? Keep on embracing your dual personality, my friend. It's what makes you special (and a little bit terrifying).
0% Sociopath
Your online quiz result came out as 0% sociopath, which basically means you're the nicest, most well-adjusted person on the planet. Congratulations, you're officially the gold standard of human decency! It must be exhausting being so kind all the time, though. Do your cheeks hurt from all that smiling? Do you ever get the urge to just punch a wall or scream into a pillow? Don't worry, it's okay to have feelings (even the not-so-nice ones). But hey, if you ever need a job as a therapist or a kindergarten teacher, you're already halfway there. Keep spreading that love and positivity, you ray of sunshine, you. We need more people like you in the world.
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