This is a swiper quiz, swipe right for yes, swipe left for no.

Have you ever blamed that FOUL SMELL in the room on your Dalmatian when you KNOW it was YOU-SBD?
1/15

Do you call your Dal by their nicknames MORE than their real name?
2/15

Have you ever shown your Dalmatian themselves in the mirror to see their reaction?
3/15

Have you ever let your dog crap in an annoying neighbors yard and pretended not to see?
4/15

Do you ever have a growling-barking-howling conversation with your dog?
5/15

Do you get a little jealous inside when your Dalmatian sits next to a visitor instead of you?
6/15

Do you like to sniff your Dalmatian because they just smell good?
7/15

Do you ever lie on the floor like you are hurt to see what your dog will do?
8/15

Do you sleep with your Dalmatian?
9/15

Do you refer to yourself to mommy or daddy when talking about your dog?
10/15

Do you like your dog more than MOST people?
11/15

Do you let your Dal lick your face?
12/15

Do you get proud when your dog is PLAYING with another dog and they are winning?
13/15

Have you ever talked with your dog on the phone when you are away from home?
14/15

Do you accidently drop a piece of food on the floor so your dog can have a treat?
15/15
Results

Have you ever blamed that FOUL SMELL in the room on your Dalmatian when you KNOW it was YOU-SBD?
23
18

Do you call your Dal by their nicknames MORE than their real name?
34
10

Have you ever shown your Dalmatian themselves in the mirror to see their reaction?
34
10

Have you ever let your dog crap in an annoying neighbors yard and pretended not to see?
16
25

Do you ever have a growling-barking-howling conversation with your dog?
31
13

Do you get a little jealous inside when your Dalmatian sits next to a visitor instead of you?
31
13

Do you like to sniff your Dalmatian because they just smell good?
31
13

Do you ever lie on the floor like you are hurt to see what your dog will do?
34
10

Do you sleep with your Dalmatian?
38
6

Do you refer to yourself to mommy or daddy when talking about your dog?
36
8

Do you like your dog more than MOST people?
34
4

Do you let your Dal lick your face?
37
7

Do you get proud when your dog is PLAYING with another dog and they are winning?
31
7

Have you ever talked with your dog on the phone when you are away from home?
35
9

Do you accidently drop a piece of food on the floor so your dog can have a treat?
28
10