Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
How often do you cry?
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If you flexed up your muscles at the beach
If a company wanted to hire you for a job-which would fit best?
When you go to the gym
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When you are listening to music-it is usually
Would a mugger approach you to take your money?
When you are driving on the highway
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If you are standing in a long line and someone cuts right in front of you
What is Your Testosterone Level?
You Have a Full Tank of Testosterone
You've got a full tank of testosterone, a heavy load, and you're ready to take on the world! It's like you're the Hulk, but with better hair and no green skin. You're the embodiment of manliness, the pinnacle of masculinity. You probably wake up every morning and flex in the mirror, don't you? You're a force to be reckoned with, a true alpha male. Just don't go around punching walls or challenging bears to arm-wrestling matches, okay? We need you in one piece!
You Have a Moderate Level of Testosterone
Looks like you've got a normal testosterone level. No need to flex those muscles just yet, but you've still got enough to fuel your daily life activities without any hiccups. Keep living your life as usual, and if you ever feel the need to let out a barbaric yawp or go hunt some mammoths, you've got enough testosterone to get the job done. Cheers to being in the middle of the pack!
Your Testosterone Level is a Bit on the Low Side
Looks like we've got a case of testosterone lite here! Don't worry, it's not all about how much testosterone you have, it's how you use it. You can still be a total badass and conquer the world with your low T levels. Just think of yourself as a sleek sports car with a smaller engine but great handling. And who knows, maybe you'll surprise everyone with a sudden burst of power when it counts. Keep on keepin' on, testosterone lite!
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